Sunday, April 22, 2007

keep easter alive

i know that it's over, but i just thought i'd share the most boombastic easter egg ever. i call it "UNIVERSE EGG-XTREME"

the yolk tasted like the future.

Thursday, April 19, 2007


cheerleaders are REALLY not as pretty up close.

the one to my right actual dropped a bottom explosion as the picture was being taken. i'm serious. not very lady like.

nice wiener

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so if you ever find yourself purchasing a bit of business property but don't want to overspend on unnecessary remodeling, do what the folks at Thai Town Express did, work around it. i mean, why ruin a perfectly good over sized hot dog? keep it. because, i don't know about you, but for me nothing says thai cuisine like a huge wien.

in fact, i've already put this marketing gem to the test. and if i do say so myself, business is BOOMING.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007


i learned to spell & type. the next logical step was a blog.


i have a name. don't make me repeat it, i'm shy. shy like a FOX. i'm excited to begin my adventures here on a computer. this is so new to mankind! that part with the "mankind" phrase, although it includes the root word "man" it makes me feel like less of a man to use the phrase mankind. only the guy who's voice is in the movie previews and ethereal beings may use that phrase. says i.

my BIG news is that i was recently cast in the television sequel to Max Hedroom, about his brother Norris Hedroom. the picture is from this thing called a photo test. it's what the producers say is my "look" for the show. i think it turned out really nice.