Thursday, September 4, 2008

GOP Convention = Pyramid Scheme Seminars

now i've only been to a few wacky pyramid scheme seminars in my life, but the convention certainly reminded me of those kinds of events.

it felt like i was watching a WWE match, or a rodeo.

also, when did Republicans become the face for religion? that's the saddest part for me. God doesn't vote, people.

words that seemed prevalent while i watched the CNN coverage:

- yee-ha
- vindictive, feminist 6th grade substitute teachers
- guns
- line-dancing
- Dockers
- moose
- white
- old

oh's gonna be a LONG two months.