Thursday, October 30, 2008

inventions 1.0

scary untensils

stuffed animals couch

my little stormtrooper

seesaw bench (no longer will you not be able to get acquainted with that other mom at the park)

dumpster bathtub

brick t-shirt (perfect for overhearing conversations w/o getting noticed)

book shelf chair - not so much funny as awesome

Thursday, October 23, 2008

week's best weird japanese video

here is a video from a Japanese game show that is set in a library. it's one of the most amazing things i've ever seen (yes, it's a long clip, but it's worth it).

Friday, October 17, 2008

gimme props!

this article
is a good read on the whole Prop 8 amendment.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

the comeback

it has been quite some time since i've posted.

here is an update of my life:

* got skinnier
* got fatter
* got skinny/fattish
* got punched in the face by a nice Armenian man
* had my car broken into and my iPOD stolen
* shunned both chris paul and shawn marion to draft both baron davis & kevin garnett in my fantasy league
* wrote a whole lot
* fell in love with a new TV show
* thoroughly enjoyed Doyer postseason baseball
* was told i might need to wear an eye patch and not for Halloween purposes
* made friends
* lost friends
* saw evolved and inspired CHT art
* went in the ocean wearing only a towel as a sarong
* watched a lot of Stewart & Colbert
* listened to some O'Reilly and Hannity

the final two segway into my being entrenched & fascinated with the same political madness as the rest of the country. this reason is what kept me from THE WHOOP for so long. every time i got on here i just started writing rants and realizing that i was turning into a crazy person. i now feel centered, at ease and ready for a comeback.

this little clip from the genius work of Mr. Charlie Chaplin in the THE GREAT DICTATOR says much more about how i feel currently than i ever could.