lightbulbs

calvin (sales clerk): umm..lou?
lou (store manager): yeah, calvin?
calvin: uh, while on my smoke break i noticed that part of the sign out front...
lou: what?
calvin: i was saying, that i noticed that the sign out front...
lou: what sign?
calvin: the one in front that says the name of...
lou: yeah yeah, the one that says the name of the store. uh huh, what about it?
calvin: well, it's uh, missing some, there are some lights that are...
lou: what? some of the lights are too bright?
calvin: no, they're not too bright. actually...
lou: is it the picture of the little lightbulb, you think it's ugly?
calvin: no, it's not that the lightbulb...it's not ugly...it's just that the lightbulbS...you know plural...
lou: what? you think i should have spelled the end of BULBS with a "z" instead of an "s"? makes it cooler, maybe?
calvin: no, it's not the letters. i mean, it IS the letters, but not...
lou: i'm sorry calvin, you're taking forever to explain yourself and i have lightbulbs to sell. and so do you. so why don't you get back to work, ok?